Friday, 6 November 2015

Chicken Soup for the Surviving Souls



While the hype around start-ups continues we start hearing about some start-ups laying off their employees. Layoffs are surely a matter of pain for those laid off with or without golden handshakes. This piece is not for those unfortunate souls. This is for the remaining unfortunate and unlaid-off employees.

How does one shield oneself against a possible layoff? Here is my ‘Ducking Layoff- 101’.

If you are yet not laid off, constantly keep in mind that you are in the queue. This is not negative thinking but proactive thinking. If you are reasonably sure that you stand a fair chance (you sure, are working in an organization that is fair. Hence you always stand a fair chance) of being laid off, probably you would build exit barriers for yourself and entry barriers for others (to get into your office chair). Fear could be a good motivator to run in a dangerous situation. Imagine a hungry tiger is chasing you. If you run instantly and at Usain Bolt’s speed chances are that you reach a safe place and the tiger spots something better on the way. If you don’t run you become instant breakfast.

I am told companies lay off the least suited guys first and not always go by the LIFO (last in first out) method. So your seniority need not be a guarantee against lay off. But who decides your suitability? When you joined the company you were told the company hires only the brightest talent! But that was then; no harm re-checking now. What you can do is to check with your boss, boss’s boss and 10 friends closer to boss and boss’ boss whether you are suitable. And do this every day. Every day is a new day. Why take a risk? I am reminded of a story about the Roman soldiers whose first job in the morning was to check and report if their heads are on their shoulders! Of course, they were not worried about being laid off but there was always the Damocles’ sword hanging over their neck!

The feedback mechanism as discussed above need not work well all the time in all organizations. Only a few people around you want to tell the truth. Those who want to tell the truth do not want to give a bad news. Those who want to give a bad news do not know how to break the bad news. Not all are trained counselors. Therefore, with all good intentions and regular feedback, you could still be in the dark valley of misinformation. So what to do? When others do not do it for you, the best way is to do it yourself. What would you do if on one fine morning your driver did not turn up? You drive the car yourself. So, walk around every day and tell your boss, your boss’ boss and 10 friends who are close to the boss and boss’ boss, that you are the last person the company can afford to lose. Do it everyday. People will start believing you. Repetition builds reputation. My friend told me that an ounce of reputation is worth more than a ton of hard work.

OK, I know you are not confident of always coming up winner in this game of image building. So you can do some crowd sourcing for this exercise. To start with, make 10 other people (if you can manage the same old 10 guys who are close to the boss and boss’ boss, nothing like that) talk about you and testify that you are the most wanted guy in the organization. You know the power of word of mouth publicity. But there is a catch to it. What is the big motivation for your 10 trusted friends to talk great about you? It could be that by doing so, they are reaching the end of the queue faster than you! There is a way. Get into a mutual agreement. You talk great about them and they reciprocate. It is the same old principle of you scratching my back and I yours. This might work. ‘Scratch and win a prize’ is a proven technique in sales!

But will it work always? There is no one trick that works always. You know that. So what is the solution? When one trick does not work, you need more tricks. Have you heard of in-basket exercises or assessment centers? The principle is same. Use a battery of tricks to get the best results. But even then these tricks may not work. Your boss need not be as dumb as you think. And it is possible that the boss himself could be trying the same tricks. After all he too has a fair chance in the organization!

Now you have two options. Invent more tricks and continue the trial and error method till you are on the payroll. Second, turn real and sincerely do your job well and leave everything else to your karma!

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